Description

Starring into Lights can be fun, and depending on how long one stares, it can also prove to be an infinite fountain of knowledge. Be it into a lamp, a good old fashioned fire, your cat's laser or even one of your nearest Solar Entities, a good long stare can become a mind bending voyage. For example, ogling at a garden night light for over 60 minutes without blinking, can escalate from joyous giggles directed at the colorful sparkles, to light starting to taste, sound or smell, and even communicate through actual perceivable language. This specific light interaction is scientifically named by Omnisentient Linguists, PHOTON PHONETICS. Luckily a picture of this occurrence has been captured, where each photon is visibly translated into known lettering, and is now stored in the Encyclopedia Anomalia Archive for further deciphering.